THE TART FROM INSTACART
I'm aware My sub has been waiting a Long time for Me to talk about this Role-play session. I've been making him Wait. He's like that irritating teacher's pet that's always raising his hand in class. You know the one. You can just hear him thinking, "Oh Please! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! When he heard My podcast episode about the guy with a Thing for Veggies, he called Me immediately. He was in a sub-fueled craze to one-up that bitch in the Best of Ways. When he arrived he practically ran through the door. He missed My raised eyebrow as he flew past. He was carrying a cloth grocery bag and had forgotten all about Protocol as he sped into the Torture Room squealing, "Presents!" He dumped the contents on a table and turned to Me expectantly. I was standing there, watching his silliness with My hands on My hips. If you've seen My videos then you know the Pose. I turned up My nose and just Stared him Down. Minutes went by but I did not Say a Word. ...